Naira Emerges Worst Performing Currency in Africa

The Nigerian Naira currently is the worst performing currency in Africa, data from Bloomberg says.

The Naira depreciated the most against the dollar out of the 23 African currencies monitored by Bloomberg. The currency has depreciated by 30% since mid-June. The Sierra Leonean Leone follows, having shed 29.16% of its value during the period.

The best performing African currency in the period, is the Zambian Kwacha, which gained 12.12 percent. The South Africa rand gained 5.03 percent to come second, followed by the Botswana pula with a 1.4 percent gain.

Corps Member Lands in Court Over Love Affair With Married Woman

A member of the National Youth Service Corps, Bonaventure Okeke, has been arraigned in a Gudu Upper Area Court, Abuja for allegedly committing adultery.

Okeke of Jahi 2 Market area of Abuja, was on Monday docked on a one-count charge of committing adultery with one Anozie Chinenye.

The plaintiff, Emeka Anozie of Hayingada Saminaka, Kaduna State, made a direct criminal complaint to the court against the defendant on March 24, through his counsel, Obioma Achilefu.

The plaintiff, husband to Chinenye, said the defendant, knowing that he was legally married to Chinenye, committed adultery with her on December 18, 2014.

He said the defendant was confronted on the issue over the cell phone and he confessed to have had sex with Chinenye once.

The plaintiff, according to him, warned the defendant to stay away from his wife, but his warnings fell on deaf ears.

He added that the defendant on August 18, 2015 went ahead to send transport money to Chinenye, who was schooling in Anambara State, to visit him at his residence and she did.

Anozie said the defendant kept Chinenye in his house from the said date till August 28.

He said the defendant continued to commit adultery with Chinenye in spite his warnings, adding that the act wounded his “heart beyond measure”.

The defendant pleaded not guilty to the offence which contravened Section 387 of the Penal Code Cap 89 Laws of Northern Nigeria, 1963.

The judge, Alhaji Umar Kagarko, admitted Okeke to bail in the sum of N100,000 and one surety in like sum and adjourned the case till August 30 for hearing.

Source: Daily Post

PDP Apologizes to Nigerians

The People’s Democratic Party, PDP has apologized for its role in increasing the toxicity of the Nigerian political atmosphere.

The party tendered the apology via its official Twitter handle. PDP wrote, “We have noticed, with a growing sense of dismay, the level of toxicity that pervades the political space with respect to discussions on national issues

“This toxicity, some of which finds expression in discussions across social media platforms, has reached the level where bridges are being burnt, personal relationships are being strained and an unnecessary tension fills what should ordinarily be patriotic and enlightening conversations on how to move the nation forward.

“We accept responsibility and apologise for whatever role we have played in reaching this level of toxicity.”

        

Things Nigerian Guys Will Say While ‘Toasting’ You

Nigerian guys could be so annoying when it comes to asking women out. If you are a Nigerian, you will understand the word ‘toast’ as this is what most people can relate to in the society.

We would be looking at the things Nigerian guys say while trying to toast women. We are sure you must have met some of these annoying guys who follow this guide when it is time to ask women out. Most men in Nigeria follow this pattern when they want to approach women they like.

Find below some of the annoying things Nigerian guys do while trying to toast women:

1. ‘Essquiz me sister’

Oh no. Nigerian guys do know how to burst one’s bubbles with their introductory statement. They have a way of calling you while trying to talk to you. It would be super nice for them to go poetic when trying to talk to women.

Some have failed in this area though as they crammed someone else’s lines and got stuck in between. This phrase is usually preceded by whistling. They leave the women wondering who their sisters are.

2. Where is your base?

Nigerian guys can be so ridiculous with the foolish questions they ask women. It is so frustrating when they talk to women and they ask this question within two minutes of chatting the women up.

What do they want to do with this information by the way?

3. Are you not Folake? You look familiar

This is very annoying, every lady they walk up to is always looking familiar. This is their primitive way of striking a conversation.

And when they think they are smart by trying to guess the ladies’ names, it pisses the ladies off the more. What is wrong in walking up to women and being straight? Must they always follow this archaic guide?

4. Can I have your phone number?

And after wasting your time for some minutes, some Nigerian guys feel it is normal for you to exchange contacts. What for? Anyways, some ladies are mild and may break the rule of not dropping their phone numbers at first meeting.

5. What are you doing?

After giving your phone number to some of these guys, you will have to put up with some of the annoying things they would be saying to you over the phone. This is their supposed way of showing love and care! They would keeping calling your phone to ask you annoying questions like this. They naturally assume it is their right to know what you are up to.

6. Have you eaten

Why do Nigerian guys call to ask this question when they know they do not have any plan for the ladies in that aspect? Ladies find it irritating when they hear this. If you claim to be mild and answer this question, you will go on to tell them what food you ate and who made it.

7. What are you wearing

It is extremely annoying when Nigerian guys ask this question. They do not know how to play their cards right and end up asking the wrong questions. Why would you ask a lady you are trying to ask out this kind of question? What kind of impression are you trying to give her? 8. Send me a picture of you?

8. Send me a picture of you

And who are you to ask this question? Some Nigerian guys want things to happen very fast; they ask questions they ought not to ask while trying to toast women. The same day they get your number they also want to see pictures of you. And if you do not know your worth, they may end up asking for more.

9. How many boyfriends do you have?

Excuse me? How is that your business? Some ladies get uptight when men start to ask certain questions. Nigerian guys do have a list of annoying and frustrating questions.

10. Tell me about your family

In this era where people are being kidnapped anyhow in the country? It is unacceptable to expose yourself and put your family at risk because some Nigerian guy is trying to form conversation with you.

n spite of this, some Nigerian guys would say this to you and expect your mouth to run like a tap while giving out detailed information bout your family.

Credit: NAIJ

Man City: Iheanacho Speaks About His Chances of Survival Under Pep Guardiola

Prolific Manchester City goalscorer, Kelechi Iheanacho, is confident about his chances of success under new coach Pep Guardiola.

Iheanacho currently boasts one of the best goal scoring ratio in Europe, netting 14 goals last season.

Speaking about the arrival of a new coach, Iheanacho says he’s ready to take his chances.

“Everyone knows Pep and what he can do,” Iheanacho said. “I think he’s a great manager and I think he’ll bring many things to this team.

“I haven’t met him yet and haven’t spoken to him. I think we’ll meet him in training.

“It was a great season last season. I worked hard and did very well, but last season is the past and in the next season I need to work hard and I’ll get my chance

“I can play number nine, 10, seven and 11, so I don’t have any [concerns]. I can play different positions. Anywhere I can fit in, I will play.

“We have great players and we’ve made some great new signings, so I just need to work hard and I’ll get my chance to play.

“Everyone wants to start games and work hard. I need to work extra hard and I’ll get a chance. It’ll be a big season for me and for every player.

“I’m happy with what I did last season and now I have to work really hard this season to get something for the team and work for the team as well.”

We Arrest Boko Harm Insurgents Fleeing to Lagos on a Daily Basis- Army Commandant

According to the General Officer Commanding (GOC) 81 Division of the Nigerian Army, Maj.-Gen. Isidore Edet, Boko Haram insurgents fleeing to Lagos are arrested almost on a daily basis by the division.

“Almost on a daily basis, we arrest Boko Haram members that flee into Lagos just like they flee to other places,” he said. “They have seen that the war is being won so they are running, so the army in conjunction with other security agencies arrest them almost on a daily basis.”

He said the insurgents usually put up a bold front but confess later after much pressure. “When we probe further, they start revealing where they fought, how they killed soldiers, how they detonated bombs in post office, Maiduguri and so on.

“By this, we do what we need to do by sending them to the higher authorities to do what the laws and the constitution of Nigeria says it will do with them,” he said.

He spoke in Lagos on Sunday at the inter-denominational service organised to commemorate the Nigerian Army Celebration Day at Saint Charles Lwanga Catholic Church, Ikeja Cantonment.

10 Habits That Kill Your Teeth

You may not know you are damaging your teeth with your everyday habits. These habits harm your dentition, and may leave permanent injury if not taken care of. Below is a list of these habits.

1. Overdoing Sugary Foods And drinks, Even Cough Drops: Cookies, cup cakes are obvious cavity-promoting foods. But too much of these and other sources of sugar like sport drinks need to be washed with water to prevent cavities. Even too much cough drops is bad.

2. Lack of water: Not only is it good to hydrate the body, it is good to hydrate your mouth. A dry mouth can be an environment where it is easier for bacteria to cause cavities. Fluoride is found in tap water and can ward off tooth decay.

3. Nail Biting: Get your fingers out of your mouth. When we bite our nails, we put our jaws in a prostrusive position, meaning the lower jaw projects out and moves in a repititive, unnatural way. It can cause pain and discomfort in the jaw and as well wear down the enamel on your pearly whites. It is also a common cause for chopped teeth.

4. Heavy Brushing: Go easy on your chompers. Brushing aggressively can abrade your teeth. Not only can it strip the teeth of their enamel, promoting cavities and decay, it can also cause the gums to recede.

5. Consuming Acidic foods or drinks: Consuming Acidic foods or drinks can strip the teeth of their natural enamel – the protective coating that blocks cavities and tooth decay. Citric fruits and fruit juices, lemon and even certain salad dressings can cause the tooth’s enamel to erode.

6. Neglecting baby teeth: Kids might lose their baby teeth but that does not mean they are not an important part of their health. In fact these first teeth help predict how healthy an adult will be. Baby teeth are meant to fall out but each tooth has a timeline. If a tooth decays, and it is pulled out too early, there may be insufficeint space for the adult teeth to grow. Losing a baby tooth prematurely can shift over teeth forcing a child to need braces later in life.

7. Using Your Teeth As Tools: Using your teeth to as tools to open bottles, rip off tags, for any purpose besides chewing food cab cause serious fractures. These can worsen over time and become infected.

8. Thumb Sucking: It sounds innocent but dentists say thumb sucking is considered to be a trauma.The habit pushes on the upper palate, forcing permanent teeth to move or spread apart.

9. Smoking: Smoking has proven the high risk of oral cancer and respiratory conditions that extend to your teeth. The chemicals found in tobacco can create some stubborn stains and bad breath. Huffing on cigarrette also increases plague and bacteria which can lead to gum disease and tooth loss.

10. Chewing Ice: Ice munching won’t destroy your health like other addictions will. But the dental damage that comes from chewing on ice often include cracked and chipped teeth, damage to tooth enamel, problems with existing dental work such as fillings and crowns, and sore jaw muscles.

Culled from News Health